Funny, Gay and Weird

Oct 21

http://ashyluka.tumblr.com/post/100633340248/i-also-forgot-to-mention-that-as-of-lately-i-am -

ashyluka:

I also forgot to mention that as of lately, I am in constant fear that I’m not recovering and that everyone I love is disappointed in me because I’m in a bad spot again and idk if it’s because I’m weaning myself off zoloft or if I’m just having one of those rough patches.

It’s been making me…

Don’t be blue.

Be purple.  Purple is cute.

Oct 19

[video]

[video]

Oct 18

gaypet:

"you can tell this dragon fuckmouth is of a dude dragon b/c it has prominent scales and teeth"

This is a sex toy intended for men to put their penis into.  The male dragon for the gays and the female one for the straight guys.  It even has a story>
https://bad-dragon.com/products/dragonmuzzle

"I’d been seeing this guy for a while, and we’d traded a few kisses here and there, pawed at each other a bit, the usual, you know how it goes. We were looking for something exciting to do when he suggested an evening hike to the top of Box Canyon Pointe.
We made the climb and sprawled out at the top in a breathless tangle of sweaty limbs, breathing heavily with exertion.
“You know, exercise always gives me the weirdest boner,” he panted, looking over at me with a wicked grin on his face. I rolled my eyes and gave his groin a squeeze, glibly commenting that I honestly hadn’t noticed and thought his pants were normally that bulgy. His grin widened as he flopped on top of me, incessantly poking at me with his “exercise boner.”
“I’d ask if you mind helping me with this, but you know, I think it’s about time you got a taste of what I have to offer,” he said, running a talon down my cheek. He leaned in to nip at my chin, nuzzling his way up to my lips for a quick kiss before reaching for my jeans. The first things I really noticed about his kiss was how gentle he was with his teeth - he knew quite well how sharp they were, and was careful to merely drag them over my tongue without biting. His tongue was firm but still supple, with the most enticing bumps and ridges that set me on fire. 

gaypet:

"you can tell this dragon fuckmouth is of a dude dragon b/c it has prominent scales and teeth"

This is a sex toy intended for men to put their penis into.  The male dragon for the gays and the female one for the straight guys.  It even has a story>

https://bad-dragon.com/products/dragonmuzzle

"I’d been seeing this guy for a while, and we’d traded a few kisses here and there, pawed at each other a bit, the usual, you know how it goes. We were looking for something exciting to do when he suggested an evening hike to the top of Box Canyon Pointe.

We made the climb and sprawled out at the top in a breathless tangle of sweaty limbs, breathing heavily with exertion.

“You know, exercise always gives me the weirdest boner,” he panted, looking over at me with a wicked grin on his face. I rolled my eyes and gave his groin a squeeze, glibly commenting that I honestly hadn’t noticed and thought his pants were normally that bulgy. His grin widened as he flopped on top of me, incessantly poking at me with his “exercise boner.”

“I’d ask if you mind helping me with this, but you know, I think it’s about time you got a taste of what I have to offer,” he said, running a talon down my cheek. He leaned in to nip at my chin, nuzzling his way up to my lips for a quick kiss before reaching for my jeans. The first things I really noticed about his kiss was how gentle he was with his teeth - he knew quite well how sharp they were, and was careful to merely drag them over my tongue without biting. His tongue was firm but still supple, with the most enticing bumps and ridges that set me on fire. 

(via oak23)

[video]

monsterhighfansitesgallery:

hungarian monster high magazin 2014/03.

monsterhighfansitesgallery:

hungarian monster high magazin 2014/03.

Oct 15


Welcome to my heart inside, we’re gonna get to become one.

Welcome to my heart inside, we’re gonna get to become one.

(Source: hatecrimes)

Oct 03

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"


Just because you put hours of work into creating something doesn’t mean you created anything of worth. Example.

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

Just because you put hours of work into creating something doesn’t mean you created anything of worth. Example.

(Source: thefakeoriginal, via cupcakasaurus-rex)

Sep 06

tristastrange03:

As of today I officially own at least one doll of every boy character currently out (I know Hoodude isn’t the official one, but I’m counting him anyway because IDGAF). 
I know this isn’t one of my better pics, but man this was such a pain to set up. First my usual backdrop was too small; a lot of the boys can barely stand on their own anymore because their joints are too lose; and like five seconds after this picture they all fell over like bowling pins. 

Impressed.

tristastrange03:

As of today I officially own at least one doll of every boy character currently out (I know Hoodude isn’t the official one, but I’m counting him anyway because IDGAF). 

I know this isn’t one of my better pics, but man this was such a pain to set up. First my usual backdrop was too small; a lot of the boys can barely stand on their own anymore because their joints are too lose; and like five seconds after this picture they all fell over like bowling pins. 

Impressed.

Aug 27

Basically subway cars were roller coasters.
http://www.nycsubway.org/wiki/The_2nd_Avenue_Elevated

Basically subway cars were roller coasters.

http://www.nycsubway.org/wiki/The_2nd_Avenue_Elevated